Oh, somewhere in this favoured land the sun is shining bright,
The band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light;
And somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout,
But there is no joy in Mudville, listeners.
To err is human, but can Jim complete today's puzzle without doing so? Perhaps.
A nickel for two minutes. The nerve!
Jim becomes increasingly convinced that if he were Batman, Thursday puzzles would be the Joker.